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Flat and the Curves

Cabaret

24 May 2025

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Cabaret

Flat and the Curves

24 May 2025

Cabaret

The award-winning Flat and the Curves make their triumphant return to Wales Millennium Centre!

Fresh from their UK-tour, the powerhouse ensemble delivers a night of no-holds-barred original musical comedy that's as vocally spectacular as it is unashamedly outrageous. 

From raucous party anthems to sharp-witted social commentary, expect honest observations about modern life, friendship, and nights out on the town. Think 'Spice Girls' meets 'The Inbetweeners' - where pristine vocals meet delightfully chaotic comedy.

After becoming one of the Edinburgh Fringe's most talked-about acts and nominated for the prestigious ISH Edinburgh Comedy Award 2024 these comedy queens are back with their latest show, delivering a night of pitch-perfect musical mayhem that will leave you thanking your lucky stars you're in the audience rather than in the group chat. 

“a near-perfect blend of relatable comedy, barnstorming musicality and bold feminist attitude.”

Chortle

Start time: 8pm, doors 7pm

Age: 18+

Warnings: Strong language

IECHYD DA!

Doors open 1 hour before the performance starts, so you can find a table, catch up with friends and grab a drink from our Cabaret bar.

You can also order via our app throughout the show and we'll bring your drinks straight to your table. Lovely!

Seating is unreserved.

We advise larger groups to arrive early so you can find seats together.

If the show is sold out, you may need to share a table. 

DISABLED, STUDENTS, UNDER 30S + UNWAGED

£3 off

Groups

Groups 10+ £3 off

When booking online, the groups discount will be automatically applied at Checkout.

HYNT SCHEME

Free tickets for carers and companions. Find out more about the Hynt access scheme.

All offers subject to allocations and availability.

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