Sally and Susan aren’t your average suburban women. They're business women. And you’re invited to the most prestigious seminar of the year that could help you get filthy rich!
Step into the glittery, unhinged world of multi-level marketing mayhem with Fag Packet, Kheski Kobler and Holly Wilson-Guy, the award-winning cabaret and theatre double act. Equal parts corporate seminar and queer fever dream, DYKE Systems Ltd is a sharp, subversive takedown of pyramid schemes, ruthless heteronormativity and corporate feminism.
Bring your wallets, your carabiner and get ready to find your inner
(D)ynamic! (Y)oung! (K)nowledgeable! (E)ntrepreneur!
Credits:
Sound Design: Sarah Spencer
Leading Image: Corinne Cumming
Production Images: Andrew Perry
“An exceptional Edinburgh Fringe debut…with whip-smart precision”
“Flawless physical performers with buckets of energy, perfectly in sync... always ready with a high camp, winky aside"
Start time: 7pm, doors 6pm
Age: 18+
Warnings: flashing lights, haze, audience participation, strong language and scenes of a sexual natureIECHYD DA!
Doors open 1 hour before the performance starts, so you can find a table, catch up with friends and grab a drink from our Cabaret bar.
You can also order via the QR code on your table throughout the show and we'll bring your drinks to you. Lovely!
Seating is unreserved.
We advise larger groups to arrive early so you can find seats together.
If the show is sold out, you may need to share a table.
DISABLED, STUDENTS, UNDER 30S + UNWAGED
£3 off
Groups
Groups 10+ £3 off
When booking online, the groups discount will be automatically applied at Checkout.
HYNT SCHEME
Free tickets for carers and companions. Find out more about the Hynt access scheme.
All offers subject to allocations and availability.
CABARET HOUSE RULES
Check out our house rules that help make sure everyone has an amazing time at Cabaret.