The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back.
Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes, furious rants, and ridiculous stories — all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly, and subversive humour.
Star of: Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 ¾.
Start time: 8pm, doors 7pm
Age: 18+
Warnings: Bad Language
IECHYD DA!
Doors open 1 hour before the performance starts, so you can find a table, catch up with friends and grab a drink from our Cabaret bar.
You can also order via the QR code on your table throughout the show and we'll bring your drinks to you. Lovely!
Seating is unreserved.
We advise larger groups to arrive early so you can find seats together.
If the show is sold out, you may need to share a table.
DISABLED, STUDENTS, UNDER 30S + UNWAGED
£3 off
Groups
Groups 10+ £3 off
When booking online, the groups discount will be automatically applied at Checkout.
HYNT SCHEME
Free tickets for carers and companions. Find out more about the Hynt access scheme.
All offers subject to allocations and availability.
CABARET HOUSE RULES
Check out our house rules that help make sure everyone has an amazing time at Cabaret.