Forget snow. Forget tinsel. Forget Mariah lurking in the shadows…
This year, we’re binning off the baubles and diving headfirst into a sun-soaked, sweat-dripping, glitter-drenched Australian summer fantasy
Welcome to a chaotic collision of drag, live music, and unhinged festive rebellion as House of Deviant and Vaguely Artistic serve up a show that’s about as far from Christmas as you can possibly get.
Think:
- BBQs instead of roast dinners
- Budgie smugglers instead of ugly jumpers
- Sand, sweat and sequins instead of snowflakes
- Kangaroos, chaos, and absolutely zero Silent Night energy
The House of Deviant queens are bringing their signature anarchic drag brilliance—bigger, louder, and hotter than ever—while Vaguely Artistic soundtrack the madness with their unmistakable live, genre-smashing sound.
Expect outrageous performances, unexpected twists, ridiculous reimaginings of “festive” traditions, and more camp than a caravan park in the Outback.
This is not a Christmas show. This is a heatwave hallucination in heels.
So grab your sunnies, slap on the SPF (or glitter, same thing), and join us for a night of:
- Drag
- Live music
- Pure deviance
- And absolutely no festive cheer whatsoever
The Vaguely Deviant Not Even Remotely Christmas Australian Summer Show
— because who said December had to be cold, cosy, or remotely appropriate?
Start time: 8pm, doors 7pm
Age: 18+
Warnings: Strong Language
IECHYD DA!
Doors open 1 hour before the performance starts, so you can find a table, catch up with friends and grab a drink from our Cabaret bar.
You can also order via the QR code on your table throughout the show and we'll bring your drinks to you. Lovely!
Seating is unreserved.
We advise larger groups to arrive early so you can find seats together.
If the show is sold out, you may need to share a table.
DISABLED, STUDENTS, UNDER 30S + UNWAGED
£3 off
Groups
Groups 10+ £3 off
When booking online, the groups discount will be automatically applied at Checkout.
HYNT SCHEME
Free tickets for carers and companions. Find out more about the Hynt access scheme.
All offers subject to allocations and availability.
CABARET HOUSE RULES
Check out our house rules that help make sure everyone has an amazing time at Cabaret.
