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Smut Slam: Splish Splash

Cabaret

13 July 2024

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Cabaret

Smut Slam: Splish Splash

13 July 2024

Cabaret

This summer, take a deep dive with Smut Slam!

This exciting storytelling open mic based on real life, real lust, real sex returns with a super-summery theme of "SPLISH SPLASH." Swimming pools and beach babes, water sports and squirty adventures... we wanna soak up your tales of luscious liquidity.

Created and hosted by professional perv Cameryn Moore, the Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories from the audience, tales from guest judges, and also readings from "The F*ckbucket", a convenient receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!

Important: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. Check out our Code of Conduct for details about how to participate! 

Start time: 8.30pm, 7.30pm doors

Age: 18+

Warnings: Strong language, frank discussions of sexual acts

IECHYD DA!

Doors open 1 hour before the performance starts, so you can find a table, catch up with friends and grab a drink from our Cabaret bar.

You can also order via our app throughout the show and we'll bring your drinks straight to your table. Lovely!

Seating is unreserved.

We advise larger groups to arrive early so you can find seats together.

If the show is sold out, you may need to share a table. 

DISABLED, STUDENTS, UNDER 30S + UNWAGED

£3 off

Groups

Groups 10+ £3 off

When booking online, the groups discount will be automatically applied at Checkout.

HYNT SCHEME

Available for this production. Find out more.

All offers subject to allocations and availability.

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