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The Lion, the B!tch and the Wardrobe

A Wales Millennium Centre and Duncan Hallis Production

8 – 31 December 2022

Weston Studio

Step into another world filled with flirty fauns, wicked wolves, a couple of beavers and the baddest b!tch of them all – Polly Amorous.

She’s been rummaging deep in her wardrobe to find some presents, and what has she pulled out? Dazzling drag, sensational circus, sickening songs, bewitching burlesque, and some tinsel handcuffs!

It’s always winter in Narnia, but that doesn’t mean it’s not going to get H.O.T. in the company of Rahim El Habachi, Asha Jane, Foo Foo LaBelle, Eric McGill, Bunmi Odumosu and Felix Sürbe.

This is rated out of 5 stars

“like a Berlin cabaret via Splott”


Witness the second coming from the team that brought you XXXmas Carol, our 2021 sell-out alternative Christmas cabaret.

This time they’re putting the ass into Ass-lan and bringing you a naughty night that will have you roaring for more.

“jaw-dropping talent”


Polly Amorous (Twm Bollen-Molloy)
Rahim El Habachi
Asha Jane
Foo Foo LaBelle (Stephanie Gawne)
Eric McGill
Bunmi Odumosu
Felix Sürbe

Duncan Hallis: Director
Nerida Bradley: Assistant Director
Cory Shipp: Set Designer
Sherry Coenen: Lighting Designer
Petros Kourtellaris: Costume Designer
George Hampton Wale: Costume Maker
James Valentine: Costume Maker
Tafsila Khan: Associate Artist

Philippa Mannion: Stage Manager
Daniel Taylor: Production Manager
Shakeera Ahmun: Assistant Stage Manager

Peter Darney: Producer
Frankie-Rose Taylor: Assistant Producer
Catrin Nicholas: Arts and Creative Project Assistant
Eugene Capper: Weston Studio Senior Technician

NoFit State Circus, Fool’s Delight Circus, Francis Maxey, Pirates of the Carabina, Circus Purposeless, Yan White + The Queer Emporium, Gemma Smith, Megan Pritchard, Pam Howard, Tailor Green, Anne-Marie Bolle

Start time: 8.30pm, Doors 8pm
Matinee 31 December 3.30pm, Doors 3pm

Running time: 2 hours and 30 minutes (including 1 interval)

Preview: 8 + 9 December 8.30pm, £10

Age restriction: 18+
Contains adult content, nudity, strong language, loud bangs and strobe lighting.

Wed 28 December will be BSL interpreted by Cathryn McShane.
Fri 30 December will be Audio Described by Ioan Gwyn.

Contact us on 029 2063 6464 or via webchat or to book an access ticket for these performances (subject to availability).

Disabled, Students + unwaged


Group offer

Groups 10+ £3 off (excluding preview). Organise a group visit.


Available for this production. Find out more.

All offers subject to allocations and availability.

BSL Interpreted

Audio Described

Weston Studio

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