Saddle up, little donkeys! It’s time for another ride.
The team that brought you their sell-out Christmas cabaret shows XXXmas Carol and The Lion, The B!tch and The Wardrobe are back to bring you their final festive fiasco. Because all good things come in threes, right?
And what better way to spend their last Christmas at Wales Millennium Centre than by celebrating the story of the very first one: The Nativity.
"festive extravaganza"
"Saucy...cheeky...thought-provoking"
Fighting over the leading roles will be Polly Amorous, Jenna Dyckhoff, Rahim El Habachi, FooFoo LaBelle, Eric McGill and Bunmi Odumosu, bringing you their signature blend of sensational circus, bountiful burlesque, and jaw-dropping drag. They’re definitely going out with a bang.
This isn’t your normal Nativity – expect shameless shepherds, angels behaving badly, and some fairly carnal carpentry with Joseph. This alternative festive spectacle will have you gasping, giggling, and gagging for more!
Strictly 18+. Leave the kids at home.
A Wales Millennium Centre and Duncan Hallis Production
"the queer nativity of dreams"







Start time: 8.30pm
Matinee 31 December 3.30pm
Running time: Approximately 2 hours and 20 minutes (including 1 interval)
Age restriction: 18+
Access:
Thu 14 + Sat 30 December will be BSL interpreted by Stephen Brattan-Wilson
Sat 16 + Wed 20 December will be audio described by Ioan Gwyn
Warnings
This is a fun, festive, cabaret spectacular. However, we wanted to share some important content warnings beforehand to ensure that everyone is safe and happy in the space.
The show contains adult content including: very strong and offensive language; images of and references to war, including genocide; images relating to self harm and suicide; references to homophobia, racism, xenophobia; nudity; sexual references and scenes of a sexual nature; insertion of foreign objects into a body.
This performance also contains: strobe lighting, sudden loud noises, blood, fire, smoke and haze.
IECHYD DA!
Doors open 30 minutes before the performance starts, so you can find a table, catch up with friends and grab a drink via our app. You can also order throughout the show and we'll bring your drinks straight to your table. Lovely!
Seating is unreserved.
We advise larger groups to arrive early so you can find seats together.
If the show is sold out, you may need to share a table.
Disabled, Students, Under 30s + unwaged
£3 off (excluding previews)
Group offer
Groups 10+ £3 off (excluding previews). Organise a group visit.
When booking online, the groups discount will be automatically applied at Checkout.
HYNT SCHEME
Available for this production. Find out more.
All offers subject to allocations and availability.